General Discussion

Bounty Hunter, I laugh at thee
Bloons were wasted, I have a key.

As I sail these waters, you haven't a clue, for when it comes to keys, I have two.

Twice in one day, I'm really impressed
With me someone is really obsessed.
And twice in one day won't cause me strife, 'tis a game and me thinks someone needs a life.

Should I thank someone for the bloons they have spent?
I think it's simply a twisted compliment.

So continue to spend them all on me
I lied on the keys, I have more than three.

Happy Bounty Hunting :)

Maybe you should play a game with unicorns and rainbows. They might appreciate your prose.

Arghhhh.

Oh come on that's a good poem.

I guess if you like poems.

Hey, BTH, did you know you could change the colors of your sails to pink?

And you can change your profile pic to that of a teddy bear...

Jus sayin'

I love the Poem!!!!! Fantastic.

did you write this poem while sitting in the brig?

or did you have other time to waste after using a key?


....asking for a friend.

The poem is meant to entertain and send the message that I'm a pirate and can handle anything that the dubloons spender wants to spend toward me on the bounty hunter. In fact I'm flattered that I am one of a few that are singled out to receive his attention. Enjoy :)